Atter idag kunne jeg læse om det fantastiske udtryk at ‘alt skal prøves en gang’. Det er et fantastisk udtryk, det lyder godt, og folk der siger dette og virker som om de mener det skulle bures inde indtil de fortrød. Det skal ihvertfald ikke være et barn jeg kender, de skal prøve at torturere eller slå ihjel. Og hvis de virkeligt mener at ‘alt skal prøves en gang’, så må de vel også inkludere dette. Tænk engang over hvor mange skadelige handlinger folk står og praler med at de vil foretage sig. Ja, jeg ved det godt, det er bestemt ikke det folk mener. Men det er jo det de siger. Måske er jeg måske lidt tyndhudet, men jeg gav ikke folk deres frie vilje og intelligens for at de kunne slå det hele fra og komme med lamme udtalelser som denne for at virke smarte.
Det samme gælder ‘Lev hver dag som var det den sidste’…..Ja, lidt mening giver det vel, men ville det ikke være smartere at sige ‘Lev livet fuldt ud’ eller lignende. ‘Lev hver dag som var det den sidste’ virkede som om den især fik medvind fra Nik og Jay med deres sang. Og hvis det er tilfældet, så betyder det at Nik og Jay har inspireret mange unge til hvordan de skal leve deres liv. Tal om en skræmmende tanke. Men lad os vende tilbage til selve udtalelsen. Forestil dig du rent faktisk kun havde en dag tilbage. STRESS. Så mange ting man skulle nå, og der var ihvertfald ingen grund til middagslur eller afslapning. Ting som jeg så afgjort promoverer i en stress-fri hverdag levet i Alvinismens Ånd. Så nej, folk ville få stress og dø af utallige mavesår hvis de skulle leve livet som havde de kun 1 dag tilbage.
Hvor er det så jeg vil hen med alt dette, spørger den typisk uindviede nok sig selv. De fleste indviede fornuftige væsener kan godt gætte sig til hvad det er jeg prøver at forklare….TÆNK dog for pokker over hvad det betyder, hvis du virkeligt tror at din måde at leve livet på kan forklares i en enkelt simpel sætning. Det eneste du som regel beviser er at du er et meget simpelt individ, der ikke formår at forklare dine handlinger selv. Og du viser at du ikke tænker ret meget over tingene hvis du accepterer letkøbte klicheer som universelle sandheder. Hvilket bringer os til dagens Bud, nummer 5 af slagsen. Du skal tænke før du taler.
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Once again I read the brilliant expression ‘I wanna try everything once’ today. It is a brilliant expression, it sounds as if you are really thoughtful and exciting, and people who say this and actually look like they mean it should be locked up for good. I sure hope that when they decide to try the ‘I wanna torture and kill a child’, they are nowhere near any children I know. If they are really serious about trying anything once, this is included, you know. Just think about it, when people make the above statement in earnest, they are actually bragging about how many harmful deeds they wanna do. Yes, I know, it is most definetly not what most people mean. But it is what they are saying, when you come to think about it. I never gave people free will and intelligence in order to make it possible for them to turn both off and make extremely stupid statements like this, just to appear wise.
The same thing goes for ‘Live every day like it was your last’…..Yes, it does make a little sense, I suppose, but wouldn’t it be much more prudent to say something along the lines of ‘Live life to its fullest’? ‘Live every day like it was your last’ especially seemed to gain populatiry after a danish boy-band, named Nik and Jay, made a song in 20 different versions wherein they poured out various lame clichees. And seriously, if a band like Nik and Jay managed to inspire a lot of young people on how to live their lives, I find it very uncomfortable. But let us get back to the statement itself. Imagine you really only had one day left to live, for some obscure reason…STRESS! So much to do, so little time to do it, no time for a nap, or any kind of relaxation. Both of which I like to promote in a stress-free everyday life, lived in accordance with Alvinism. So no, people would get stress and die from multiple ulcers if they had to live their life as if they had just 1 day left.
What am I trying to say with all this, the typical un-initiated readers are probably asking themselves. Most initiated and reasonable people can probably guess what I am trying to say….THINK, damnit, about what it means if your entire way of living your life can be summarized into one simple sentence. It usually means you are a very simple individual with too low intelligence to explain your actions on your own. And it clearly shows you aren’t one to think much, if you accept cheap clichees as universal truths. Which bring us to today’s Commandment, the fifth of it’s kind. Think before you speak.