Alvinismens Bud / Commandments of Alvinism

  1. Du skal opføre dig ordentligt overfor andre. Behave nicely towards others.
  2. Du må ikke bruge Digitale Signaturer af nogen art, hvis disse regnes for juridisk bindende. You are not allowed to use any kind of digital signatures, if these are considered legally binding.
  3. Boykot dårligt indrettede butikker. Boycut poorly designed stores.
  4. Du skal altid opfordre idioter til at forblive barnløse. Always recommend idiots to avoid having kids.
  5. Du skal tænke før du taler. Think before you speak.
  6. Betal din skat. Pay your tax.
  7. Fornægt EU og alle dets gerninger. Never vote yes to anything regarding the EU.
  8. Du må ALDRIG være ond ved børn og dyr. You must NEVER be cruel to children and animals.
  9.  Du må ikke diskriminere folk, hvís holdninger ikke skader andre. You shall not discriminate against people whose beliefs causes no harm to others.
  10. Du må aldrig stemme for noget som Helle Thorning, Gåsedronningen, kan lide. You shall never vote for anything liked by Helle Thorning, the Queen of Geese.
  11. Dumhed er ikke en dyd, og må ikke beundres. Stupidity is not a virtue, and must not be admired.
  12. Stem aldrig på en politiker der er afsløret som løgner. Never vote for a politician who has been caught lying.
  13. Det er aldrig ok at bruge tortur. Torture is never ok.
  14. Sundhed er for alle. Ikke kun for rige, sunde, unge eller arbejdende folk. Health care is for everyone. Not just rich, already healthy, young or working people.
  15. Ussel mammon må ikke begrænse de rettroende, derfor må der aldrig indføres kontingent. Money in any shape or form must never limit the true believers, which means no admission fees will ever be allowed under any circumstances.
  16. Solidaritet er ikke et negativt ladet ord. Solidarity is not a negative word.
  17. Du må aldrig bruge dplay eller andre sygelige firmaer der vil have dig til at betale for at blive spioneret på. Never use dplay or other diseased companies who wants you to pay for them spying on you.
  18. Du har selv et ansvar for hvad du som forbruger anskaffer dig, og hvordan det er produceret. You are entirely responsible for your own acquirements as a consumer, and for how these are produced.
  19. Noget for nogen. Give and Give instead of Give and Take.
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