Nu har Greenpeace lavet ulovligheder igen. Slemme Greenpeace. De skulle i fængsel allesammen, og det er simpelthen for dårligt at de spionerer på fiskerne fra Gilleleje. De har sat GPS sendere på fiskekutterne, og de slyngler er nu meldt til politiet, efter at fiskerne fandt senderne.
Heldigvis er det kun dumme hippier der arbejder i Greenpeace, og ingen fornuftige mennesker lytter til dem. Ihvertfald ifølge Fjols Fæhoved, fra Gilleleje-Fiskernes Misinformation. Som det fornuftsvæsen han nu er, så ved han at når bare han benægter, så vil folk jo tro ham, en tillidsvækkende mand, frem for de forbandede hippier fra Greenpeace, som jo brød loven.
Det eneste jeg vil sige om ham, som ikke er direkte negativt, er at han sikkert er ligeså klog som han er køn. Men det er jo egentligt ikke særligt pænt at sige, siden han ikke er særligt køn. Mit bedste råd til ham ligenu er : Prøv dog at stikke piben ind når I bliver afsløret i at fiske steder hvor der er Fiskeri TOTALT forbudt, fordi en truet fiskeart yngler der, nemlig Kattegat torsk. For et døgn siden blev en Gilleleje fisker taget af fiskerikontrollen i samme område, og til det var svaret : Det sker jo hver dag et eller andet sted, det er da ikke noget særligt.
Mit bedste forslag : Holder beviserne, så hugger man kutterne op. Ingen pardon, ingen debat, ikke mere fiskeri. Når de er så ligeglade at de konsekvent fisker i det forbudte område, så har de vist de er så ligeglade som nogen kan være, og de bør ikke beskæftige sig med fiskeri.
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Greenpeace has done it again. BAD greenpeace. Throw them all in jail, that would show them, and it is just so rude that they spy on fishermen from the little town Gilleleje. They put GPS trackers on the fishing boats, but the scoundrel-organization is now reported to the police for illegal surveillance.
Fortunately, noone but stupid hippies work in greenpeace, and no reasonable humans will ever listen to them. According to Dumb Jerk, spokesman of the Gilleleje Fishermen’s Misinformation. As the reasonable being he is, he knows that as long as he just keeps denying the obvious, people will believe him. He is a trustworthy man, as opposed to those long-haired hippies of Greenpeace, who broke the law!
The only thing, not directly negative, I want to say about him is that he is just as smart as he is pretty. But it isn’t nice to say at all, since he is definetly not pretty. My best advice at the moment is : Shut up! You have been caught, redhanded, when you were trawling in an area where ALL fishing is illegal, as an endangered sub-specie of cod breeds there. Just a day ago the Fishing Control caught a fisherman from Gilleleje in the same area. And Dumb Jerk’s comment to that was : Well, it happens every day somewhere, it doesn’t prove a thing.
My best suggestion : If the evidence from Greenpeace is valid, chop up the fisherboats. No pardon, no debate, and no more fishing. The fishermen who has been fishing regularly in the forbidden area has just shown their kind of respect for the law. And endangered species of fish won’t return if these people are allowed to continue.