En gang, for længe siden, var der en gruppe arbejdere der passede deres arbejde godt. De var flinke folk, og de så at andre også gjorde deres arbejde godt, men aldrig blev anerkendt. Faktisk var de næsten nederst i samfundet, på trods af at de var vigtige for samfundets hjul, og der var mange af dem. En dag snakkede de lidt frem og tilbage, og blev enige om at samarbejde om at skabe bedre vilkår for hinanden og andre. Det sidste var vigtigt, for som en af dem sagde: “Når vi kan samarbejde, så skal vi huske at tænke på dem der ikke har den mulighed, og sørge for at hjælpe dem også”. Det var smukke ord, men disse folk havde et smukt sind og ville gerne gøre godt for andre.
De dannede et parti, som de kaldte Socialdemokraterne. De gik ind for demokratiet, og der skulle være et socialt sikkerhedsnet for alle der af en eller anden grund blev ude af stand til at klare sig selv. Og dette parti gjorde mange vidunderlige ting, både for sig selv og for andre. For de der sluttede sig til partiet havde nemlig ikke glemt deres trange kår til at starte med, og det var stadigt vigtigt for dem at fortsætte traditionen med at hjælpe de svage.
Og de levede lykkeligt til deres dages end*lyd af plade der knækker* Men en dag buldrede mørke skyer frem på himlen. De gamle, tapre og rare folk der hjalp andre var faldet fra, som folk nu gør, og andre havde overtaget. De havde stadigt grundtanken om at hjælpe andre, men det var lidt vigtigere at hjælpe sig selv først. Det accepterede folk, for det var jo bedre de gjorde lidt for alle andre, end slet ikke at gøre noget. Og så kom stormen. Eller Helle. Eller hvad vi nu skal kalde den. Thorning, måske?
En tåbelig pige bliver ofte kaldt en gås, og denne Helle Thorning var i sandhed Gæssenes Dronning. Hun skabte ravage enkelte steder hun kom frem, men de fleste steder skabte hun intet, for hun havde intet budskab. Det virkede som om det tidligere så stolte parti havde mistet al lyst til at eksistere. Og de havde et problem. Gåsedronningen virkede falsk og hul sammenlignet med de arbejdere der dog stadigt var i partiet. Det var der da heldigvis en løsning på, for de stolte gamle blev smidt ud på venligste vis, med klapsalver og pæne ord, hvorefter man fandt en ledelse der kunne supplere Gåsedronningen bedre. Nemlig ved at få hende til at virke som den smarteste.
De fandt Mette Frederiksen. For at bevise sit værd hørte hun at Jens Rohde var flabet, og hun kaldte (sammen med Gåsedronningen) Jens for et løstgående missil. Jens Rohde var ikke en rar mand, men han havde humor, og nævnte diskret at de 2 gæs da vist ikke havde set hans missil, hvorpå Skrighalsen, Mette Frederiksen, begyndte at råbe op om flabede sexistiske kommentarer, da det var tæt på sexchikane at en mand nævnte noget om at se hans missil. Det var en skøn verden Skrighalsen og Gåsedronningen levede i, for i den verden havde Jens Rohde fået tørt på. De normalt begavede folk var nok ikke helt enige, men Skrighalsen og Gåsedronningen var lykkelige alligevel. Så hørte Skrighalsen at Fandens Gogh’s horder af slaver satte deres børn i privatskoler. Det var dog forkasteligt, og straks hoppede skrighalsen op på den højeste kæphest hun kunne finde, og skreg konstant op om hvor onde privatskoler var, og hvor forkasteligt det var at ressourcestærke forældre brugte dem, for det var at svigte de svage elever. Dette skreg hun til den dag hendes egne unger skulle i skole, for hun ville ikke være som alle andre ravnemødre, der lod deres børn nøjes med det næstbedste. Så hun satte dem i privatskole, og dæmpede skrigene en smule når hun talte imod privatskoler.
Og Gåsedronningen var lykkelig, for hun kunne jo se på de folk hun omgikkes at hun var den klogeste af dem alle.
Hun valgte også en tro væbner, en Dumpap, som hed Henrik Sass Larsen. Han vidste ikke helt hvad der foregik, og brød sig ikke om at skulle tænke sig om eller træffe kloge beslutninger. Så Gåsedronningen var glad, thi hun var stadigt den klogeste. Og idag, hvor Dumpappen igen ytrer sig offentligt, er smilet hos Gåsedronningen bredere end normalt, for igen er hendes intelligens den største af dem alle, ifølge hende selv og dem hun omgiver sig med.
Kære Henrik Sass. Jeg er ikke vild med Pia Kjærsgaard. Men jeg er endnu mindre vild med at Gåsedronningen, Helle T, har afgivet falske oplysninger til offentlige myndigheder 2 gange, og ikke gidet checke/få en forhåndstilkendegivelse om, hvor hendes mand skulle betale skat. Skat tog et par måneder om at træffe en afgørelse, så sagen har jo ikke været soleklar. Når du så idag stiller dig op og pludselig siger at Pia Kjærsgaard snyder i skat og vil se hendes private papirer, så demonstrerer du med AL tydelighed hvorfor Socialdemokratiet smider stemmer væk hurtigere end Amagerbanken klatter penge væk.
Grundløse anklager, fordi Pia Kjærsgaard siger det de fleste tænker : Helle T lovede at fremlægge alle papirer når Skat traf en afgørelse, men vælger nu at lade som ingenting. Men du skal bare i pressen, og lyde som Henrik Sass, 4 år. “De andre var tarvelige, så det vil jeg også være”. Du er barnlig, uintelligent og virkeligt en dårlig repræsentant for et tidligere så fornuftigt parti. Der var jo afgjort noget galt med Gåsedronningens oplysninger til offentlige myndigheder, men det vil du helst ikke tale om. Hellere opføre dig som en tåbe, for så kommer du i det mindste i avisen. Kom med en forklaring på, om sjuskefejl er acceptable, og om det stadigt kan kaldes sjuskefejl når man bekræfter en sjuskefejl få dage efter den er lavet. Og kom med en forklaring på hvorfor din Gåsedronning lover at fremlægge alle papirerne, men derefter vælger ikke at gøre det. Når det er forklaret, så må du gerne fortsætte med at opføre dig som en forkælet Dumpap, indtil du bliver erstattet med en værdig repræsentant for et parti med tidligere så fornuftige holdninger.
Dette bringer os så til det 10. bud : Du må aldrig stemme for noget som Helle Thorning, Gåsedronningen, kan lide.
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Once upon a time there was a group of honest, decent workers who did their work with pride. Nice people, who saw that other workers also worked well, and with pride. But the workers rarely got any kind words or rewards for their work, despite their work being important to society. So one day, the workers met, and decided to work together, to create better rights for other workers, and for others who had problems being heard. That last thing was important to them, for as one of the workers said “When we work together, we are strong, but we need to remember those who doesn’t have that option, and make sure to help those too!” Those were beautiful words, but these workers had a beautiful mind, and wanted to do good for others.
They formed a political party, called Socialdemocrats. They liked democracy, and they liked the idea of social security for everyone. And this party did quite a few wonderful things, for themselves and for others. Those who joined the party didn’t forget where they came from, and it was important to them to continue fighting for those unable to fight for themselves.
They were happy, and they lived happily ever aft*sound of reality breaking* One day, though, dark clouds appeared in the sky. The old, brave and kind people who liked to help others had left, as people do, and others had taken over. They still liked to help others, but it was a little bit more important to help themselves. And people accepted it, since it was better to do a little for other than doing nothing at all. And then the storm hit. Or Helle, or what we shall call the dark times. Helle Thorning, perhaps?(this is the leader of the opposition in Denmark, our wanna-be prime minister)
A foolish girl is, in danish anyway, often referred to as a goose, and this Helle Thorning was the Queen of Geese. She caused havoc in a few places, but most places she caused nothing at all, because she had no message or ideas. It seemed as if this old and once-proud party had lost all will to exist. But they had a problem. The Queen of Geese seemed hollow, fake and stupid compared to the workers still found here and there in the party. But a fortunate solution appeared : The old, proud workers were kicked out, in a very friendly way, with applause following them out, and then a group of people could be found that would work better with the Queen of Geese. Simply by making the Queen of Geese seem like a bright and intelligent person.
They found Mette Frederiksen. To prove her worth, she started screaming from every rooftop at any and all imagined insults towards her proud and fair Queen of Geese. And she did indeed scream loud, as she was a disguised ScreamSparrow. It was a wonderful world for the Queen of Geese and the ScreamSparrow. They saw the world quite a bit different than anyone else, but they liked how they thought the world worked. And one day the ScreamSparrow heard that evil people with money put their children in private schools instead of public schools, and she found the highest piedestal she could find, and started screaming as loud as she could about evil people and how they were demeaning the public schools, and that private schools were evil. This screaming laster until her own children had to go to school, and she decided to do something nice for them, to make sure they got a chance to learn something. So she put them in private schools, and yelled a little bit more quiet when she told people how private schools were evil.
And the Queen of Geese were happy, for everywhere she turned, she could see she was the brightest of them all.
She also elected a faithful squire, a StupidBird, named Henrik Sass Larsen. He had no clue about what was happening, he didn’t like to think, and he especially hated to have to make smart decisions. So the Queen of Geese was even happier, for she was the brightest of them all. And today, when StupidBird again had to voice his thoughts in public, the smile is even brighter on the face of the Queen of Geese, for once again her intelligence prevails and makes her the brightest of them all around her.
Dear Henrik Sass : I do not like people who cheat in tax. But I especially don’t like the Queen of Geese, and that she has lied to authorities twice within a few days, in writing, and deciding not to check up on how her husband’s tax should be paid. IRS took a few months to figure out how he had to do it, so claiming like you do today that ‘It was soo rude to accuse Helle T, her papers were all in order’ isn’t really the way to go. Going out today and suddenly making weird accusations towards others without even a hint of a sample of evidence is just showing without any doubt why your party is throwing away votes faster than the banks today cheat people.
Until you, or one of your fellow Bird Brains, go out and explain why Helle T now refuses to show those papers she repeatedly promised to show once the IRS made their decision, and explain how a ‘simple error’ can be confirmed, also in writing, just a few days after the first error, you have lost all right to be taken seriously. You just prefer to hope that people forget this mess and these lies. You seem to believe that it is better to act like an idiot, since that at least puts you in the paper. You are a childish, spoiled StupidBird, and I hope you will soon be replaced by someone who will turn out to be a worthy representative for your formerly reasonable party with sensible attitudes. And I daresay, it wouldn’t take a particularly bright person to make a better representative than you.
This brings us to the 10th commandment : You shall never vote for anything liked by Helle Thorning, the Queen of Geese.